The Latest Decree from His Most Imperiousness

As you may be aware, not too long ago I declared myself emperor and sole ruler of Earth. Since no one disputed that claim in the requisite 90 days allowed by law, it has since become fact.

In any case, my latest decree is thus: The use of the phrase "I, for one, welcome our new [whatever] overlords" shall be allowed for the remainder of this calendar year, after which its usage is officially banned for one year. After that year is concluded, the phrase's usage will be allowed until I judge that it is being overly-abused again, at which time the ban will be extended indefinitely."

Imperial subjects, phrases from The Simpsons are amusing up to a point. If you overuse them, they lose their humor value. Did the "word of curse" episode of South Park teach us nothing?

Note: The phrase "cheese-eating surrender monkeys" is currently in no danger of a ban. Feel free to use it at will.